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10 Funniest Christian Pick Up Lines

Men come up with some of the funniest lines when picking up girls, whoever told them you have to break ice with a “line” started something we can’t help but love. Hey, you might not find love but you’re guaranteed to have a good laugh.

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It doesn’t get funnier than christian pick up lines so here we go!

1. I’m usually not this prophetic, but i see us together.

2. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you…..no, I’m praying FOR you.

3. Want to practice speaking in tongue with me?

4. So last night I was reading the book of Numbers and then I realized I didn’t have yours.

5. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives….he never met you.

6. Is your name Faith?, cause you are the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

7. Is this the transfiguration?, because you are glowing.

8. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

9. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

10. You put the “stud” in the bible study.

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