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LOL!!! 20 Funny Quotes About Marriage ( For Man Only!! )

LOL!!! Check out these 20 Funny Quotes About Marriage ( For Man Only!! ) . These are thought provoking yet very funny quotes from some of the world’s greatest minds who have at some point tied the knot! So indulge and hopefully get inspired and not discouraged!

LOL!!! 20 Funny Quotes About Marriage ( For Man Only!! )
LOL!!! 20 Funny Quotes About Marriage ( For Man Only!! )

1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.~By Lee Majors

2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.~By Al Gore

3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.~By Socrates

4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.~By Mike Tyson

5. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?~By George Clooney

6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  ~By Bill Clinton

7. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”  ~By George W. Bush

8. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”  ~By Rudy Giuliani

9. “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”~By Michael Jordan

10. “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

11.The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…~By Kobe Bryant

12.You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.~By David Hasselhoff

13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin

14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~By Barack Obama

15. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.  ~By Tommy Lee

16. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” ~By Brad Pitt

17. First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”  Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”  ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

18. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman

19. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing! ~By Jay Leno

20. “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife” ~By Brandon Breezy

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