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Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Not Liking Instagram Selfie Fast Enough

A 22 year old American woman was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend with a razor sharp selfie knife for not liking her Instagram selfie fast enough.

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Apparently according to the woman, a person in the relationship cannot like a photo ten minutes after you post, that’s too late.

The woman defended herself saying she was the real victim. “This is atrocious, I can’t believe I am being charged for exercising what should be a constitutional right, this is 2015. When are the fat cats in Washington going to wake up and realize that when you are in a relationship, you must like your partner’s picture as soon as they post it. If anyone is the victim here, it is me”, she said.

The woman was more upset because she had spent more than three hours perfecting and retouching the selfie and waited to post until her boyfriend was online.

Her lawyer even defended her saying she had suffered emotional abuse. “This young woman acted in self defence, he assaulted her feelings. She spent over 3 hours picking and adjusting the perfect filter for her selfie”, said the lawyer.

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