Harare Pastor Selling “Anointed Exam Pens” For Up To $20

As if we need students need more confusion during exam time, a Harare Pastor has taken it upon himself to make sure all students writing their exams this pass the only way Zimbabwean Prophets knows how – “selling anointed things”.

A Machipisa Shopping Centre based Prophet known as Sham Shongwe has reportedly been selling students pens which he says are anointed. Apparently the more you pay for the money, the more it works. The pens’ (which are the same) price ranges from $1-$20!

Prophet told reporters that students only need faith and the anointed pen to pass. “It is anointed and I declare passes when your children sit for exams; when you sit for your exams”, he said.

One woman reportedly bought the ‘anointed pen’ for more than $10 saying, “The pens are said to work for anyone who is sitting for any test. My son is not very bright and I think this will help him. With the knowledge he has acquired and this pen from the man of God, I think it is going to work.”

Yeah, we’ve heard and seen it all now!