5 Behaviors That Will Get You Dumped By Your Girlfriend

Any guy can save himself  from getting dumped if their quick on their feet and good both figuratively and literally. Unfortunately, there are just some dating mistakes that are nearly impossible to recover from. Here are what we believe to be the five worst offenses.

1. Cheat

It may seem too obvious to list, but infidelity, the holy grail of dating no-nos, is worth discussing for the sheer fact that it remains the most common pitfall for guys across the globe. While some ladies will forgive a first-time offender, many others have a zero-tolerance rule. But one thing’s for sure: Once you cheat, that offense will be held over your head whether by your (ex-)girlfriend, her pals, or the little angel on your shoulder until you die or save an orphanage from burning down, which will in fact cancel out the dirty deed. Honestly, you’d be better off dumping your girlfriend with nothing more than a text message that says “Found someone hotter, L8R” than sleeping with the cleaning lady behind her back.

2. Party Like An Animal

She may appreciate a partier on the dance floor and an animal in the bedroom, but only your frat brothers love a straight-up party animal. Women do not find beer bonging or “come at me, bro fight-taunts attractive. Nor do women appreciate the requisite vomiting, blackouts and bail bonds that accompany these behaviors.

3. Love Only Thyself

Your girlfriend wants to hear about your day and know about your life, but we recommend capping daily updates at three minutes and closing with reciprocal questions. Consistently turning the conversation back to you doesn’t work any better one year into a relationship than it does on a first date. 

4. Cheap Out

Just as no dude wants a high-maintenance hottie to drain him of all of his cash flow, no woman wants a man who clips coupons to help finance her birthday dinner. Saving money is one thing, but bringing her week-old flowers because they were “on sale” is missing the point of the gesture. We’re not saying you need to go broke spoiling her, but you’ve got to give some to get some, gentlemen, and opening doors and whispering sweet nothings will only take you so far.

5. Poor Hygiene

if you keep on wearing the same old pair of underwear for underwear for days on end. Find out what happens when you for go bathing to “preserve your natural essence.  But we’ll save you some time from taking the”Natural Man Challenge” by telling you right now that it’ll absolutely result in your girlfriend losing interest in you, if not her lunch as well. . Grooming and proper hygiene are not only acceptable behaviors for a 21st century man, they are absolutely crucial for the preservation of his relationships with females . If you’re lucky, she’ll slide in with you to help you get all that grime off your body