Ladies drool at “new and improved” Chiwenga.

Social media has been flooded with comments about V.P Chiwenga’s new and “improved” look. Ever since his return from China, Chiwenga has been looking lighter and has even gained some weight arousing speculation that he might be enjoying bachelorhood ever since his enstrangement from wife Marry. Chiwenga spent months in South Africa and later in China after falling critically ill. Rumour had it that he was poisoned. He returned in November looking as young as ever after undergoing lifesaving procedures.

The once frail v.p now looks dashing. Most women have been drooling over Chiwenga online and some have even set up groups for prospective young ladies who would like to replace Marry. Rumours have been circulating that a popular socialite is eyeing Chiwenga although she recently rubbished the claims. Our retired army general certainly has the ladies weak at the knees without even knowing it. Chiwenga was recently spotted attending a Roman Catholic mass in the company of his two young kids. He really looked healthy and well as opposed to a few months back when he attended a meeting looking sickly and sweating profusely.

Chiwenga is currently battling with enstranged wife Marry after the former claimed that Marry had tried to kill him when he was hospitalized. The two have stated that they now wish to resolve their issues privately after public media went into a frenzy on reporting about their messy break up and court proceedings