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Top 10 Funniest Waste His Time 2016

So it’s common knowledge that men are normally the ones who waste women’s time. But as 2016 has already proven to be the year of change, women are turning the tables and they are calling 2016 the year of wasting HIS time. Check out some of the funniest waste his time tweets.

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1. After dating him for two years, you tweet “im tired of being single”

2. Finally allow him to take you on a date then after have him drop you off at your other man’s house

3. Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

4. Ask him on a double date and then show up with your boyfriend and when he shows up alone ask him where his date is

5. Text him, “I miss you” and when he replies be like, “lol Sorry wrong number. #wastehistime2016

6. Text him “we gotta talk about something serious” then turn your phone off for the rest of the night 7.

7. When he says “I love you” and you respond with ” lol ” 

8. Wait until your wedding day and then send him a snap from the airport saying “I catch flights not feelings”

9.Say you want to eat at a fancy restaurant; order the most expensive steak then tell him you’re vegan.

10. Tell him you’re a bad texter then tweet “Looking for Texting buddies”

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