10 Hilarious Gender Differences In Relationships

I didn’t believe men and women were different until I realize these hilarious but very true facts about men and women. Now I understand what they mean when they say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Check out our top ten funniest but very true differences in men and women.

1. A worries about her future until she gets married whilst a man never worries about his future until he gets married.

2. A woman marries a man expecting him to change but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting her not to change but she does.

3. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

4. A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man will always cherish the memory of a woman who he didn’t marry.

5. A man wants to to be a woman’s first love, women wants to be a man’s last love.

6. A man marries because he is tired, a woman marries because she is curious. Both get disappointed.

7. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that they want. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item they they don’t want.

8. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water plants, empty the trash, answer the phone or read a book but a man only dresses up for weddings and funerals.

9. When a woman is depressed she either eats or go shopping, when a man is depressed they invade another country.

10. Men wake up looking as good as they went to bed, women somehow deteriorate during the night.