According To Stunner A Girl Can’t Claim To Be Your Ex If These Things Never Happened

We all know those girls and guys sometimes who call someone they only spoke to on the phone or met for two seconds, their ex. Newsflash people, that is not dating, we don’t know if it’s called anything. If you want to rate if that other guy or girl qualifies to be in the “ex” box, check out these five points Stunner set as the guidelines.

1. If your phone conversations are never for more than two minutes, then you can’t claim he’s your ex.

2. If you don’t know if he/she snores, you don’t qualify to be an ex.

3. If he/she’s never lied to you that his mother said hi, sorry you never dated.

4. If you’ve never met in person, even over a packet of maputi, he’s not your ex.

5. If he/she’s never paid any of your bills, you must never be heard saying you dated.

There you have it people, now you know what dating means. Having said that how may “exes” do you really have?!